Monday, October 26, 2009

I Almost Killed Claudius!


I was right there next to the no-good King, holding my dagger above his head, ready to strike. He must have been so enraptured in his prayer. It sounded like he was praying to try to resolve his sin. I did not kill him then because I was afeared that he might have gone to heaven. I know it's terrible thinking that someone like him might get in, but I couldn't take my chances. Methinks I must wait until he is doing something dirty, filthy, and unquestionably evil.

The King Didn't Like the Play.


The terrible King Claudius was so angry(or moved) at my play that he stood up right in the middle of it and had to leave. I now know beyond a doubt that he did indeed kill my father. Come sweet revenge, let me take from him what he took from my father!

Sunday, October 25, 2009

Ophelia Should Be A Nun. (Cause she ain't getting none)

I am so angry with Ophelia She tries to be cute but no one cares, especially not me. Women. I don't understand them. First I love Ophelia and I am nice to her, and then she lets her dad spy on me. Fie! What of that!

[Exeunt]

What Passion!

Today I saw a real player that knew his stuff. His acting could make you cry in the blink of an eye. I must get him to be in a play that reenacts my father's death. I will study the way Claudius watches the play so I will be able to see if he truly killed my dad. After all, I don't know if that ghost I saw was real, or if it was the devil tempting me to kill someone. It wouldn't be the first time...

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Worst Day Ever

Why is my life just getting worse and worse? It seems like the universe is conspiring against me.
As if my dad dying wasn't enough, my mom had to marry my uncle who is the terrible new king. Yesterday I realized that my situation is worse than I expected. I found out that my uncle killed my dad. I thought that my situation couldn't get much worse, but as I typed that last sentence I spilled coffee all over the keyboard.