Everbody Died. (Except Horatio)

It started out innocently enough. I was just supposed to fence with Laertes, but then my mom drank poison, I killed Laertes and Claudius (I threw a sword through his chest) , and then the poison got to me. The only one left to rule the Kingdom of Denmark was Fortinbras. I know this is a lot, but I just had to get it off of my chest. It might just be the last thing that I blog about for a while.

Ophelia Died?

No!!! My one true love. Even though I didn't always act like I loved her, I really did. I am sorry if I am partly to blame for her death. I did kill her father, but she shouldn't have done this to herself. The worst part of her death is that I can't take vengeance on it.

Return Trip

It turns out that I didn't get to go to England like I thought I would. Long story short, pirates took me back to Denmark. As I was taken to the pirate ship, I happened to find a letter demanding my death upon arrival to England, but I craftily changed it so that Rosencrantz and Guildenstern would die. When they deliver the letter, they will be the bearers of bad news. Suckers. Denmark here I come.

I'm a changed man.

Seeing Fortinbras lead twenty thousand men to fight for nothing is making me feel like a coward. If he can dispose of so many lives, then surely I should be able to dispose of my uncle. Never before have I seen such aggressive action from one man. Alack! I have resolved to forever more be hell bent, and put Claudius where he belongs. Watch out, if you get me angry I might go after you next!

Kicked Out of the Castle

It's finally happened. I'm getting to go to England! I've always wanted to go there, but I haven't had the chance. Now that I killed Polonius, Claudius is making me go. What a sweet deal! England, here I come.

I Showed My Mom How Evil She Is.

My mom caught a glimpse of her wrongdoing. I had a pretty thorough chat with her and now everything is cool. She knows the truth about Claudius, and can now see how much of a mistake her new marriage was.

One down, one to go.

For those of you that haven't heard, I just killed Polonius. He was practically the king's shadow, constantly hiding, watching, and listening for the King. With him, gone the King is going to have to face me one-on-one. Polonius was good practice. Bring it on, Claudius!